Congress recently confirmed the age old question "is pizza a vegetable?" with a comforting "yes". No longer will you and your children lose sleep over that question. Moreover, congress can finally concentrate its efforts on less pressing issues like is double fudge brownie ice cream dairy? Are double Whoppers fruit if you don't remove the tomato? And, how can we balance the budget by ignorantly refusing to raise taxes while simultaneously refusing to make cutbacks on government funded programs? I'm so relieved that the pizza dilemma has been put to bed.
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