Michele Bachmann follows the footsteps of the late great Herman Cain by inventing a catchy title for her tax plan, the "win-win-win" plan. Just as ambiguous, and just as easy to remember.
Gingrich sucker punches Romney for losing to Ted Kennedy and not being a career politician. So, being a governor must rule him out for understanding how to be a politician.
Ron Paul still looks like my old landlord, and continues to act as court jester.
Newt creeps me out whether he is scowling or chuckling. His maniacal laugh could be used I as a Looney Toons villian.
Bachman talks about newcomer candidate Newt Romney, who is a fat Gingrich with Romney feathered hair.
Newt brags about having written bestsellers, as if that warrants an oval office.
Rick Perry fights weakly to remain relevant, while other Rick bobbles his head, just happy to be there at this point.
Mitt Romney needs to not take policy disputes personally. Nothing personal, simply politics.
Bachman promised, if elected, not to rest until Obamacare is repealed. I bet she sneaks in a few cat naps though.
Gingrich sucker punches Romney for losing to Ted Kennedy and not being a career politician. So, being a governor must rule him out for understanding how to be a politician.
Ron Paul still looks like my old landlord, and continues to act as court jester.
Newt creeps me out whether he is scowling or chuckling. His maniacal laugh could be used I as a Looney Toons villian.
Bachman talks about newcomer candidate Newt Romney, who is a fat Gingrich with Romney feathered hair.
Newt brags about having written bestsellers, as if that warrants an oval office.
Rick Perry fights weakly to remain relevant, while other Rick bobbles his head, just happy to be there at this point.
Mitt Romney needs to not take policy disputes personally. Nothing personal, simply politics.
Bachman promised, if elected, not to rest until Obamacare is repealed. I bet she sneaks in a few cat naps though.
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