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Friday, March 15, 2013

Robots Making Robots (Made In The USA)

      For those of you who know me personally, you probably know how I feel about drones.  I got into some hot water on Facebook because a friend of mine is in the military.  She has a different point of view, or from what I gathered, misinterpreted my view.  My original statement had to do with a simple question: "Why is it that when another country attacks us from the sky, it's terrorism, but when the US attacks another country from the sky, it's 'National Defense'?"  Then a big discussion took place about how the US are not terrorists and that we're justified and blah blah blah.  Her take on the comment was, would I rather risk a team of six or seven American soldiers on a mission in hostile territory, or send in a robot to take out the target?  Of course I wouldn't want to risk American lives.  But we shouldn't be there in the first place.  No WMDs, Bin Laden is dead, Saddam is dead, why are we still there?  

      Is the collateral damage worth it?  Look at Pakistan.  "60 cross-border predator strikes in the period from January 2006 to April 2009 killed 14 wanted al-Qaeda leaders and 687 Pakistani civilians."  So for that time period, and only in Pakistan, the US killed  about 49 innocent people per terrorist.  Innocent people are getting blown up in the streets, in their homes, in the marketplace...if that's not terrorism than I don't know what is.   I don't like loss of life.  I was upset that they killed Bin Laden.  Before I start getting hate mail, I want to clarify that statement.  Bin Laden deserved to sit in prison for his crimes against humanity.  Is it a fitting end for his body to be eaten by fishes? Sure, why not.  I believe he'll face consequences in the next life for the things that he's done, because that's what I believe in.  But I also believe that he deserved to face justice in this life by sitting in prison.  No matter how screwed up our fellow humans are, they are still humans, not mosquitos.  But unlike mosquitos, they can be punished for their crimes through the monotony and solitude of prison, reflecting on the decisions they made that landed them there.  Even if he thinks what he did was right, he will know the reason his personal freedoms have been taken away, are because he killed innocent people.


      Back to the drones, though.  Apart from civilian casualties, another of the most alarming things about America's obsession with drones is that the government is  killing people in countries that we are not at war with.  And in an action that parallels the infamous "Patriot Act" (have to love their word choice for such a despicable display of ignoring inalienable rights), the executive branch has taken upon itself the war time powers that are reserved for, you know, war.   The powers extend even to targeted killings of American's abroad that could possibly be terrorists, though little to know intelligence is required to confirm the validity of terrorist activity.  So if you're an American traveling abroad, and you attended a meeting of anarchists in college one night because you thought it would be funny, that's enough grounds to have you blown up as you walk outside of your hotel.  


    So why are we still there?  You ask a Washington insider, they'll say it's national defense.  Get them before they get us.  "Good guy with a gun vs a bad guy with a gun" scenario.  But is that really it?  Is it because of oil and special interest groups?  Is it the military industrial complex?  Is it because manufacturing of weapons provides jobs in a failing economy?  Is it a personal vendetta?  Maybe the US just can't let go.  Maybe we have too much aggression.  Maybe we do it to prove to countries that can actually defend themselves that we are a force not to be reckoned with.  Maybe we like to prey on the weak.  Maybe it's to show North Korea what will happen if they try anything.  Maybe we're bored.  Maybe it's because we care so little about our own people that we enjoy being distracted by explosions.  Maybe we watch too many Michael Bay films.


     This topic has been on my mind for a long time.  In fact, I tried several times to write about it before scrapping what I had in frustration because I couldn't quite say what I wanted to say about how upset it makes me.  So here it is, attempt number whatever number this is.  And after listening to a lot of Rage Against the Machine and the Flobots, I put together a string of couplets that I named Robots Making Robots (Made in the USA), that says a lot of what I want to say but can only say while rhyming, apparently.  So, here it is:



Robots Making Robots (Made In the USA)

we are machines making machines
running on electric caffeine
designed only for the construction
of new age tools of destruction
we've been programmed to make clones
of each new batch of master's drones
we bid farewell to our new brothers
and if they die, we'll build some others
programmed to rain hellfire from the sky
and film the casualties of those who die
program them to feel no remorse
or to flinch at the sign of a corpse
be it the target, a woman, a child
store it away in a federal file
we machines build machines for our machine king
fueled by power, greed, and political caffeine
--Jake Garrett

So remember kids: eat dessert first; you never know when you might be a casualty in a drone strike.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Episode #7


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Opinion
Guns For Greatness
I don't think that the crowd turning up to a Beyonce concert would necessarily be a big gun toting group, and the small percentage that do have guns aren't crazy killers.  I think that it is ineffective, but I'll give them props for trying. More guns does not equal more safety. Look at accidental gun deaths. How many children shoot themselves or their friends with their parents guns? We can't erroneously believe that the definition of "responsible gun owner" means someone who hasn't murdered anyone.  The kids accidentally shooting themselves are dying because their "responsible" gun owning parents leave their weapons out.

Guns should be registered to their owner who must pass background checks and safety courses. The 2nd amendment should have limitations just like the first amendment.  You have the right to free speech to an extent. The are things by law you cannot say. Felons who have broken the law should not be given unrestricted access to guns. By breaking the law they forfeit their right to bear arms.  I'ma gonna stop.

I don't care!


Monday, February 18, 2013

Special: Star Wars News Edition #1



So much star wars news that I decided I needed to do a special Star Wars Edition of the Gnomebuddieshome podcast:



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(Parody of Somebody that I used to Know by Gotye)

Friday, February 15, 2013

Episode #5



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Zombie Apocalypse on news alert, man fights off attackers while holding fish and chips, girlfriend gets toe bitten off, woman dies of drinking coke, Rubio fends off water bottle gate, and more!   


Week in Headlines 
What's in the box? 
Politics
  • State of the union
  • Clip from Jimmy Dore Show
Opinion
  • Water bottle gate -- everything is a gate or conspiracy theory.  this is embarrassing.
I don't care!



Friday, February 8, 2013

Episode #4



Week in Headlines

  • 76 year old man bludgeons his wife to death with a garden gnome. England. sentenced to four years in prison. 
  • Alabama hostage standoff ends with child safe, gunman dead -  After a standoff of more than six days, FBI agents entered the bunker when they feared the child was in "imminent danger" at the hands of his abductor, who had killed a school bus driver, said Steve Richardson, special agent in charge in Mobile, Alabama. The kidnapper, identified as 65-year-old Jimmy Lee Dykes, had previously allowed authorities to deliver medication, coloring books and toys to the kindergarten student, who is due to celebrate his birthday on Wednesday.  The child was being treated at a local hospital but appeared physically unharmed, Richardson said. He is said to suffer from Asperger's Syndrome and attention deficit-hyperactivity disorder. Dykes would sit in his bunker for up to 8 days at a time
  • Bin Laden death town tourist attraction theme park  - Pakistan is planning to build a $30 million amusement park with a zoo and adventure sports facilities in the town where Osama bin Laden was killed by US special forces, officials said Monday. Abbottabad.  Government says it has nothing to do with Bin Laden.  Speculation that they are trying to make up for the reputation of the town that hid the terrorist.
  • Abbey Road Station confuses Beatles Fans
  • Amish sect leader Mullet sentenced to 15 years in beard attacks - Samuel Mullet Sr., referred throughout as just Mullet, disappointingly, had no mullet.
 What's in the box? 
  • Teen arrested for impersonating doctor in Australia -  17-year-old Australian boy was arrested on Friday for impersonating a physician at several hospitals in Adelaide, where he allegedly wore fake credentials and prescribed medication.  The unidentified teen is a suspect in a string of reports from as early as October of a fake doctor walking around in area hospitals. In each of three instances, the kid was caught and thrown out, but not before he assisted a 12-year-old girl who was injured in a scooter accident. The boy was seen on all three occasions wearing scrubs, name badges and a stethoscope. He allegedly offered first aid to the general public and read patient notes.
    The impersonation stunt gained the young suspect the moniker "Dr. Who" among hospital staff.\
  • 6 year old girl steals mom's car to visit dad - The girl managed to drive her mother's BMW a half mile before she hit anything, and though she was not hurt in the incident, a neighbor who was outside shoveling snow told WTAE that he had a close call with the oncoming vehicle.
    "I thought she was going to hit me, but then she stopped just in time not to hit me, and as I observed, she was this little kid. She couldn’t have been more than 8 or 9 years old," Rommie Hawkins told the news outlet. Hit two parked cars and eventually smashing the vehicle into a utility pole
  • Burglar disguised as suns steals a towel - Brett Eric Drachenburg, 51, is accused of stealing a towel, then trying to disguise himself as "The Sun," the Northwest Florida Daily News reported. Drachenburg allegedly entered a private home in Walton County, Fla. and proceeded to steal a towel. According to an arrest report obtained by The Huffington Post, Drachenburg "did unlawfully deprive the owner of the use of the towel."  When deputies were investigating the incident, Drachenburg was "disguising himself as 'The Sun' with the intent to obstruct the due execution of law." The report does not specify how Drachenburg attempted to pull off such a deception. Additionally, it is unclear whether or not the man was trying to pass as the actual sun, or as a copy of a publication, such as the Sun Sentinel, which might be referred to as "The Sun." When queried about these two matters, a spokeswoman for the Walton  County Sheriff's Office told HuffPost that “"[It looks like] "The Sun” ... is the name he gave for himself to the deputy."
  • Kimberly Margeson French Kisses Jailed Son, William Partridge, To Give Him Drugs - passing oxycodone in prison
  • Lottery Winner posioned - A lawyer who represents the widow of a Chicago man who was mysteriously  poisoned with cyanide after winning the lottery says most of the businessman's $2 million estate should go to his client. In my opinion, the mystery of the murderer has been solved.
Sports!
  • Meta World Peace Strikes again -  The Los Angeles Lakers forward was suspended for one game without pay because of his altercation Sunday with Detroit Pistons guard Brandon KnightWorld Peace grabbed Knight around the neck and struck him on the jaw.World Peace has a long history of antagonizing opponents and last was suspended for an elbow to the face of Oklahoma City Thunder guard James Harden in April 2012That one earned him a seven-game suspension. He also was a key instigator in "The Malice in the Palace," the infamous 2004 brawl between the Pistons and Indiana Pacers. Then known Ron Artest, World Peace entered the stands to pursue a fan. He and the fan have since made amends.
  • Power goes out at Superbowl
  • Pitcher breaks ribs horsing around - Minnesota Twins reliever Anthony Swarzak  messing around with a couple guys and cracked a couple ribs, so he'll be out a month," Ryan said. "He was wrestling around. It was some horseplay. He was out with a couple friends and the team and cracked a couple ribs fooling around. It wasn't a fight or anything. It was just bad judgment wrestling around."
Politics
Opinion
French Film maker preparing to Shoot Newtown Movie for TV TOO SOON. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING.

I don't care!
Extra Stuff
Woman Hits Man in the Head with Jar of Olives and Other Strange Police News

Friday, February 1, 2013

Episode #3

Thanks to everyone who has been listening, I've had a better turn out than I expected.  Here are the notes for this weeks podcast posted below.


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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Podcast now on Stitcher!

My podcast has been picked up by Stitcher radio!  Follow this link to listen, then download the app, and you can listen to this and other podcasts.  Thanks to those of you who have given me a chance, please tell your friends.






Friday, January 25, 2013

Episode #2

The Gnomebuddieshome Podcast Episode #2

Beyonce lip syncs, Prince Harry offends Taliban, kindergartner labeled a terrorist threat, illegal meat seized in raid, man can't handle a Spicy McChicken Sandwich, and Lindsay Lohan saves her career by not going on Dancing With The Stars.

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Week in Headlines

"What's in the Box?" - Weird news


Sports 
Politics
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion man"
Lupe Fiasco kicked off stage because of 30 minute anti-war song and saying he didn't vote Obama first amendment right, poor booking choice, he'd already said crap about the president recently

"I don't care!" - Worthless News
  • Lindsay Lohan turns down 'Dancing with the Stars' offer, which means there is still hope for her career...right? http://tinyurl.com/ax39jld 
  • Paris Hilton not welcome at Robert Redford's Sundance Film Fest because she brings down the sophisticated nature of the festival.  http://tinyurl.com/bc6gmbtparties 

Monday, January 21, 2013

Episode #1

This week I decided to start doing a podcast.  This podcast covers current events, news, politics, weird news, and worthless news - news that shouldn't be considered news.  I hope you enjoy it!

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Podcast Outline/Notes:


Week in Headlines
La Pierre "I warned you this day was coming and now it’s here," LaPierre wrote. "This is the fight of the century and I need you on board with NRA now more than ever. My strength, and the strength of our entire NRA organization comes from you and your strong commitment to our membership...
"The NRA sat in on a White House meeting that was sold to the public as an ‘open discussion’ about how to improve school safety," he continued. "But that was a dirty lie. They didn’t listen to gun owners’ concerns … they didn’t consider any real solutions on how we can keep our kids safe. Instead Barack Obama, Joe Biden and their gun ban allies in Congress only want to BLAME you, VILIFY you, BULLY you, and STRIP you of your Second Amendment freedoms."
Wrote LaPierre, "Right now, they’re steamrolling ahead with legislation that would ban your guns, register your ammunition purchases, and even force you to register the firearms you already own with Obama’s anti-gun bureaucrats."
Most of the actions are reinforcing existing laws and expanding mental health issues which are things the NRA has been calling for.  Including armed gaurds in schools which Obama said there will be funding for schools who want it.  So he gave them everything they asked for.
NRA released a game for smartphones to shoot any kind of gun and made it avaiable for 4 years+, yet say guns in video games are contributing to gun violence?

"What's in the Box?" - Weird news

Sports
Manti Te'o online and on phone relationship, according to Notre Dame he never met her in person or video chat through services like Skype.  Then died of leukemia.  Then while Te'o was at an ESPN awards ceremony he recieved a call from her: her voice, her number.  He was so embarrassed he kept quiet for weeks before saying anything, and Notre Dame hired private investigators to look into it.  Was he in on a prank, was he the victim of a hoax? Who knows.

Politics

It’s hard to say which part of the story is stranger — that Santorum spontaneously derided poor black people in response to a question about foreign money or his explanation of why he did it

CBS points out that only nine percent of Iowans on food stamps are black — and 84 percent are white. Nationally, 39 percent of welfare recipients are white, 37 percent are black, and 17 percent are Hispanic. So Santorum’s decision to single out black welfare recipients plays right into insulting — and inaccurate — stereotypes of the kind of people some voters might expect to want a “handout.”

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion man"
Gun Control - if US gov't attacked its citizens we're dead anyway.  armored vehicles, grenades, RPGs, artillery, drone strikes, bazookas

"I don't care!"  - Worthless News 
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson moving to Paris to rekindle their flame
  • Kim Kardashian says "pregnancy advice can't help her"
  • Pirates of the Caribbean 5 announced with J.  Depp