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Monday, July 16, 2012

Obituary for Eh, Steve?

Eh, Steve? (2010 - 2012) passed away peacefully in his sleep July 15, 2012. Survived by Jake, Hannah, and his neighbor Dennis the Hermit Crab. Eh, Steve? lived in his small aquarium located above a rolltop desk in Jake's bedroom. Eh, Steve? was friendly and inviting to everyone, and loved to have company. Whenever someone walked into the room, he swam happily over to greet them.

Eh, Steve? enjoyed tutoring Jake in such subjects as accounting, corporate finance, statistics, and business law. He enjoyed listening to music, and his favorite band was Jimmy Eat World. He loved life, and he loved his friends. Eh, Steve bravely battled a common fish disease for over a year, with dry peeling scales and torn fins. He responded positively to medication that successfully restored his fins to their natural length and beauty, but ultimately could not conquer the illness or the side affects of the treatment.

Eh, Steve?, no fish has, nor will ever be loved as you were. You made the sun shine on a rainy day, and warmed our hearts in the dark of night. On behalf of those of us privileged to have shared the past year and a half with you, you will be greatly missed.

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