Once the candidates reached the Emerald City, they asked the Wizard of Gop for what they wanted most. Rick Santorum asked for a brain, and once received, he dropped out of the race. RoboRomney asked for a heart so he could relate to the common man, but the Wizard knew it would fry his circuit board and gave him a hug instead, hoping he could feel some kind of emotion. Next, the cowardly Newt politely asked for a loan, a slice of cheesecake, and a photo op with the Wizard of Gop. As soon as the photo was taken, the Newt charged the Wizard $50. Last of all, the Wizard turned to Michelle Bachmann and said, "I thought we already sent you home." Ashamed, she clicked her feet together and disappeared. A little dog at his feet began to yap, so the Wizard looked down and said, "Ron Paul, I almost forgot you were still here, what are you so worked up about?" But the dog just wanted to make noise.
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